grass is like the worlds leg hair
bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology
nipples don’t even exist. nipples are a myth created by capitalist society in order to sell nipple rings to the unsuspecting masses
I just realized how dumb the word walkie talkie is. They are so important and official looking yet they sound like a mother of 3 named it. Walkie Talkie.
Toilets should have a nighttime silence setting
aren’t fingers and toes weird i mean they are like mini appendages for our appendages
what if instead of eyelids we had small little shutters
do u think cats get offended when u don’t lick them back
Imagine if people made a high pitched whistling noise like a kettle when they orgasm.