imagine all semen being replaced by porridge
what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear in their presence
instead of one person taking the other person’s last name when you got married what if you switched
what if dogs could talk except the only thing they could say was “Congratulations!” and that s the only thing they could say
friend is really just one letter away from firenad
So on a Hobbit’s birthday, everybody else gets presents. Does this make Jesus a Hobbit?
do butterflies get people in their stomachs?