kushdrinker:

imagine all semen being replaced by porridge 

fasterfood:

what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear in their presence

vondell-swain:

instead of one person taking the other person’s last name when you got married what if you switched

ceruleanreverie:

what if dogs could talk except the only thing they could say was “Congratulations!” and that s the only thing they could say

shiphassailed:

what did the boys fall out of

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pedophiliccaptorvantasblogger:

friend is really just one letter away from firenad

oceanembers:

So on a Hobbit’s birthday, everybody else gets presents. Does this make Jesus a Hobbit?

dracomlafoy:

woah

someone studying atoms is just atoms trying to understand themselves

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inlovewithitalianfood:

do butterflies get people in their stomachs?

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do