ugly:

grass is like the worlds leg hair

(Source: ugly)

beefmilk:

bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology

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cleromancy:

nipples don’t even exist. nipples are a myth created by capitalist society in order to sell nipple rings to the unsuspecting masses

in-the-week-of-may:

I just realized how dumb the word walkie talkie is. They are so important and official looking yet they sound like a mother of 3 named it. Walkie Talkie.

keepingitsarcastic:

Toilets should have a nighttime silence setting

thebackofyourheart:

aren’t fingers and toes weird i mean they are like mini appendages for our appendages

ohmycarlos:

what if instead of eyelids we had small little shutters

the-sunset-is-in-my-veins:

do u think cats get offended when u don’t lick them back

i-threw-myself-onto-you:

Imagine if people made a high pitched whistling noise like a kettle when they orgasm.   

pootater:

Eggs are just pregnant rocks